Bend Over for Beckham

When Pele gets here soccer will take off in the US!
When the US women win the world cup, soccer will take off in the US!
When all the kids who grew up playing soccer come of age, soccer will take off in the US!
When the US hosts the world cup, soccer will take off in the US!
When the US makes a world cup run, soccer will take off in the US!
When Freddy Adu goes pro, soccer will take off in the US!
When Beckham gets here… wait, isn’t he 35 and married to a Spice Girl? Oh, and a Scientologist? Nice pick Galaxy.

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