I have some questions about action/drama television today. When did it become impossible to tell one show from another? How many shows about crime fighters with extra sensory powers and complicated love lives are there right now? What’s with Mrs. Bacon’s accent? How did JAG last longer than the third Pirates? Does anyone know anyone […]

Today I went to the corner for a Slurpee. This marks the beginning of my summer and the temporary end of my craving for a frozen, cola-flavored beverage. Most people begin drinking Slurpees very young, but I did not grow up within walking or even biking distance of a 7-11, so I had to wait […]